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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


SUCCESS -




NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm
What do you mean? An African or a European s******?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
Nih!


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835


TAGS: sarah palin flag fascist cross republican
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by protocol6

culos - November 9, 2010, 7:27 am
"To err is human; to forgive is interplanetary"
Aplonis - November 9, 2010, 7:05 am
If Lewis is unsuitable, perhaps we should take our cues from a three-times divorced drug addict like Rush Limbaugh...
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
Seriously though, the date is wrong. Hell it's attributing a quote to Sinclair Lewis 50 years before he was born.
DaveGeek - November 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
I love it when someone says Nazi=Socialist because they called themselves National Socialists. I guess North Korea is a democracy then as they call themselves a Democratic Peoples Republic. The Nazis killed communists and socialists and any other enemies.
DreMagnum - April 13, 2010, 7:38 pm
http://cdevers.posterous.com/when-fascism-comes-to-america-it-will-be-wrap stolen, or no?
Big_Teddy - November 16, 2009, 7:05 pm
Wrong century but the truth still stands
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
I believe it's Obama's head that should be there.... BOOO!!
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 8:43 pm
Nice ph**o chop, ***k.
Sam Dalton - April 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
She's too stupid to be fascist. Heck, she probably doesn't even know what the word means.
Christopher J Noel - March 26, 2009, 4:58 am
Fascism and Nazism are two distinct ideologies. Italy, and Vichy France were Fascist states, Germany was Nazi. The NSDAP was definitely not liberal socialist, Killahippy; you have a lot of reading to do.
Overlord Douchebag - November 5, 2008, 10:48 am
That guy had some big-ass ears.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 12:30 am
killahippy, you might want to clean out your bong. I think the CIA replaced your pot and your frop with moose pubes and tundra moss. sigh. I almost miss Ross Perot.
KILLAHIPPY - October 28, 2008, 12:17 am
FACISM: When facism comes it will be wrapped in a red flag holding the ACLU law book. Oh wait, that is Obama's make shift flag, nevermind. Let's review, Nazi's were facist = Facist = National SOCIALIST PARTY = LIBERAL SOCIALIST. good day.
bipolar2 - October 27, 2008, 1:45 pm
the date is 1935. the attribution to Lewis is uncertain. Palin is exactly as described.
Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:32 pm
I see what yer doin' thar ... but Tom is unintentionally hilarious. Let's let him go on some more. Ga 'head, Tom, ga 'head.
Devro - October 25, 2008, 7:30 pm
Yeah. A logical fallacy for sure. Toms obviously a f***ing idiot so "everything he says should be ignored".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 25, 2008, 2:06 pm
Isn't that an ad hominem attack?
Tom Graham - October 25, 2008, 11:20 am
Coming from a twice divorced alcholoic, I'd say what Lewis says totally misses the mark and doesn't apply here.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.66/5


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm
EPIC WIN


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am
Ha!


Electric cars -


TAGS: electric
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

freasy - June 25, 2015, 12:56 pm
Speaking of batteries, you can't even legally make them at production rate in US. The poisons in the manufacturing process are nasty.
birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 4:42 pm
your right
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - December 28, 2013, 4:40 pm
one exception doesn't make this poster incorrect.But then it's your opinion. Thanks for sharing.
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 5:11 pm
Electric cars in michigan are charged by a nuke plant whos only waste is warm water and a product that is used to treat cancer. i call this poster incorrect
Brawler - July 13, 2013, 1:01 pm
Now now.. EVs does get better for every day that passes.. Now, how to make that energy used to recharge them CLEAN!!!
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 6:06 pm
EVs providing the Proles with the illusion of personal mobility.
CloudchaserS - June 22, 2013, 5:50 am
And then there's how long it take to charge a battery compared with filling a tank.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:33 pm
Electric motors, stupid auto correct.
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
Eccentric motors are super efficient, far more efficient than the ICM. Too bad batteries aren't advancing as fast as the rest of technology. their still large, heavy and can't hold nearly as much energy as a gas tank of similar size and weight.
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2013, 1:02 am
Because of that, EV's aren't as clean as most think they are, but the pollutants produced per mile is still far less than ICE's
curlyrocks - June 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
Most people have a real problem with living in the filth they create.
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:48 am
Apparently, STILL cleaner. Would be even better with the source closer to the vehicle.
GaryO - June 19, 2013, 6:44 pm
'tis a truth
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 3:47 pm

Excellent 5LLLLL


EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will **** bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't **** bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers f*** you. You racist a**hole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
f***ing idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just g**... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you


OM NOM NOM NOM - nom nom nom


TAGS: cat
Rating: 3.38/5
Jackers - January 30, 2009, 12:34 am
I haz plenty toof-piks
Dustin Marthington - October 2, 2008, 9:06 pm
i can haz kaktuz?!
brock0lee - August 20, 2008, 10:09 pm
i hope it effs itself up


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.


TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by MustyK

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:21 pm
And now, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint? Bon appetit. (waiter dives for cover)
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am
better give 5L or else...


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


HEAD-DESK - Because facepalm cannot express the stupidity of what you just said/did. or we just got a sh!t load of homework.




ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


FALCON PUNCH -


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

OMG! LMAOOOOO
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


Old Saw -




POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


Potential -




BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.


TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


FEED ME - Or I eat him.


TAGS: fat cat
Rating: 4.67/5
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 11:39 am
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 . . . :D
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:49 pm
LOL!!!


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort


TAGS: implied facepalm
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Matt

Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:57 pm
*helpless laughter*
sickartist - December 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
very nice. One of the best today.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Great movie, great poster. 5.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Nicely done.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by RL…

freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
FUUCKKK!


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


WHAT IS THIS? - This is Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Next to the Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Trophy.




MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


WELL CRAP -




RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am
5L because it's true!


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


RECYCLING -


TAGS: recycle
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:00 pm
"Now bend down so I can lick your face!"
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:31 am
I'm shocked EmoBoyWonder voted on this one :)
Rick69 - February 13, 2012, 11:17 am
5L just for the dog's expression. . . and a quiet little hearty chuckle :)
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:56 pm
2 is good....just glad there's not a negative side to the scale
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:47 pm
2 dirty for me
GaryO - January 31, 2012, 9:42 pm
Behold! I have risen from filthy! s-o-o-o-o, would that be a 4 dirty or a 5 dirty?
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:46 pm
you're a dirty old man
mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:10 am
yup, this is a clean...5
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:54 am
ahahahah
GaryO - January 30, 2012, 8:53 am
So'd he....good doggie....good (cheap) doggie
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:59 am
dude, I just 5te breakfast :)
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:20 am
Ewww...but 5L regardless. LOL!


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic h** sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

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Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that a**


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

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rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
d*** you Dr Atkins.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

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samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




Science -


TAGS: science
Rating: 4.37/5

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vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it tough...how much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.


HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
That baby looks pissed!


JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness


TAGS: facepalm jesus epic
Rating: 3.06/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shoot. It has been done. Too bad about the spelling.


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~


UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

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